17 Jul 19, 02:19 AM
Church: -__- I am still wondering what the fuck that face the girl on the left was pulling
17 Jul 19, 02:18 AM
SlightlyJames: [link]
17 Jul 19, 02:16 AM
Vicomte+: wat
17 Jul 19, 02:12 AM
SlightlyJames: it was fuckin one of yes
17 Jul 19, 02:02 AM
Lemmiwinks: And someone dun shat in it
17 Jul 19, 01:52 AM
Vicomte+: As my father used to say 'They mean well, but the well isn't very deep.'
17 Jul 19, 01:51 AM
SlightlyJames: yo if I get this job yall better fuckin believe you're gonna hear about it
17 Jul 19, 01:16 AM
RetrogradeRun: This was especially egregious because it was in a parking lot, so for one thing you brought your mutt into a grocery store and second you expect the cart guy to pick it up
17 Jul 19, 01:14 AM
RetrogradeRun: Like, just let it biodegrade if you're not going to bother putting it in a bin
17 Jul 19, 01:13 AM
RetrogradeRun: I have a pet peeve when people bag their dogshit but then just leave it where it is
17 Jul 19, 12:58 AM
Vicomte+: *stares at floor*
17 Jul 19, 12:58 AM
Infernisle: like how well known a bum would you have to be
17 Jul 19, 12:58 AM
Infernisle: god imagine if you getting a job was considered newsworthy
17 Jul 19, 12:44 AM
Vicomte+: I don't even have 30p.
17 Jul 19, 12:43 AM
Vicomte+: I'm not allowed to access the inverness courier with adblock unless I buy a day pass for 30p.
16 Jul 19, 11:47 PM
Church: they have nothing else to run
16 Jul 19, 11:47 PM
Church: its a local paper
16 Jul 19, 11:33 PM
k357: i like how someone getting a job is news
16 Jul 19, 11:31 PM
k357: [link]
16 Jul 19, 11:20 PM
Vicomte+: A baffled punter starts recroding
16 Jul 19, 11:18 PM
k357: [link]
16 Jul 19, 11:16 PM
k357: they have some ok ones
16 Jul 19, 11:16 PM
k357: [link]
16 Jul 19, 11:10 PM
Vicomte+: These are the kind of headlines I want to see in tabloids.
16 Jul 19, 11:10 PM
Vicomte+: Spicy Spot Spider Spat Turns Violent
16 Jul 19, 11:06 PM
Vicomte+: Also what kind of half-assed tabloid is the sun when they don't even refer to the restaurant as 'Spidery spot'
16 Jul 19, 11:04 PM
Vicomte+: Still, it's like amonty python sketch. Guy buys pizza, goes to pub, finds sipider, egts the boys together to hurl abuse at pub, bystanders take offense to hurled abuse, attack man with knife, bystanders destroy kifeman's car.
16 Jul 19, 11:03 PM
k357: the curry is great tho
16 Jul 19, 11:03 PM
k357: i happen to know that place is not very good for pizza
16 Jul 19, 11:03 PM
k357: yeah it really depends on the place
16 Jul 19, 11:03 PM
Vicomte+: The real tragedy is the fact he thought buying pizza at an indian joint was a good idea.
16 Jul 19, 11:00 PM
k357: the title is a journey
16 Jul 19, 10:59 PM
k357: [link]
16 Jul 19, 10:39 PM
SlightlyJames: I'll get some games in of that next week.
16 Jul 19, 10:39 PM
SlightlyJames: oh hey, they're putting Killer Instinct on XGP.
16 Jul 19, 10:37 PM
Infernisle: the last one's phone definitely didn't survive
16 Jul 19, 10:35 PM
Vicomte+: You know a solid third of those girls cried after they bashed their cooches.
16 Jul 19, 10:09 PM
Lemmiwinks: Pretty nice, ain't gonna lie
16 Jul 19, 09:36 PM
SlightlyJames: [link] This isn't something I anticipated seeing today
16 Jul 19, 09:31 PM
RetrogradeRun: It's supposed to be a nice, balmy 42C on Saturday when I'll be working out in the fields
16 Jul 19, 09:30 PM
RetrogradeRun: Dinner is one pea
16 Jul 19, 09:27 PM
Infernisle: and just like that the bois are off to record their own glasgow burd
16 Jul 19, 08:48 PM
k357: a true patriot here
16 Jul 19, 08:29 PM
SlightlyJames: it's there's your dinner on a plate biatch
16 Jul 19, 08:29 PM
SlightlyJames: Excuse me sir
16 Jul 19, 08:16 PM
k357: the national motto
16 Jul 19, 08:15 PM
Vicomte+: He can offer encouraging scottish idioms like 'here's your dinner on aplate hen'
16 Jul 19, 08:14 PM
Vicomte+: Why waste money on a dildo. jams is closest let him take one for the team.
16 Jul 19, 08:13 PM
Infernisle: you just need practice. box should come together and buy you a dildo.
16 Jul 19, 08:12 PM
Vicomte+: Princess Dennis can't handle a pea in his throat.
16 Jul 19, 08:04 PM
k357: ill never deepthroat anything with that weak of a game
16 Jul 19, 08:04 PM
k357: wtf is my throat
16 Jul 19, 08:04 PM
k357: almost choked on a pea
16 Jul 19, 07:08 PM
Infernisle: amazing fight design
16 Jul 19, 07:08 PM
Infernisle: i fuckin love em
16 Jul 19, 06:04 PM
Lemmiwinks: Nothing beats Chocobo Theme
16 Jul 19, 04:46 PM
zingmars: Inf are raids in FFXIV any good?
16 Jul 19, 04:11 PM
Lemmiwinks: The good ol bluff bluff pass
16 Jul 19, 03:03 PM
Kullik: like if you dont want to do the 2 minute fix just pass me the user, dont lie to them to get them off the phone then essentially tell me to call them back
16 Jul 19, 03:02 PM
Kullik: who are they how did they get here
16 Jul 19, 03:02 PM
Kullik: what
16 Jul 19, 03:02 PM
Kullik: my colleagues
16 Jul 19, 03:02 PM
Kullik: "i just had your user who couldnt get on the network shes on the network now" "were you able to remote on and do the fix for her other issue?" "no it wouldnt ping" "did you ask her for the IP" "no i just thought i'd let it wait a while and sort itself out"
16 Jul 19, 02:27 PM
Infernisle: new raid tier out today bois! new raid bosses means new bangers! [link]
16 Jul 19, 02:21 PM
zingma​rs: Beat that
16 Jul 19, 02:20 PM
zingma​rs: K - I once heard a guy say "Windows 10 makes SSDs spin faster"
16 Jul 19, 01:58 PM
Church@Work: Also fuck this weekend where its gonna feel like 42° both saturday and sunday
16 Jul 19, 01:57 PM
Church@Work: Ugh, fuck that shit
16 Jul 19, 11:53 AM
Kullik: dude this guy, hes above reproach, he made an incredibly useful tool, it saves time by making a basic command take twice as long to run because you need to find a batch file and enter an IP address into a popup
16 Jul 19, 11:52 AM
Kullik: like a fucking brain genius
16 Jul 19, 11:52 AM
Kullik: oh wow what you gonna do, make another script that runs ping -a
16 Jul 19, 11:51 AM
Kullik: its so weird and stupid that people are allowed to just avoid work like that and have it be fine
16 Jul 19, 11:51 AM
Kullik: i hate these weird golden children that seem to crop up in every single fucking team
16 Jul 19, 11:51 AM
Kullik: if i said that i'd get fucking fired
16 Jul 19, 11:51 AM
Kullik: man "if any calls come in that i have previously updated please assign them to someone else im working on my scripts"
16 Jul 19, 11:41 AM
Kullik: lol
16 Jul 19, 11:41 AM
Kullik: i legit just heard someone say "i dont think VGA monitors work on windows 10"
16 Jul 19, 11:30 AM
RetrogradeRun: I was expecting a Dilbert comic
16 Jul 19, 10:15 AM
zingma​rs: [link] And this box, is why your IT support job is so painfully frustrating
16 Jul 19, 09:00 AM
Kullik: so i mostly spent 3 hours mining, running from anyone vaguely threatening and scavenging gear from battlefields once it looked safe
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