25 Jun 17, 09:14 AMVicomte+: I hope you realize you've slowly turned into jaff.
25 Jun 17, 09:07 AMKoi: 7 knob head
25 Jun 17, 06:18 AMLemmiwinks: Thank fuck LoU gives Lliam a slap in the right direction if he's being thick :D
25 Jun 17, 05:28 AMLemmiwinks: And knowing... is half the battle
25 Jun 17, 03:48 AMVicomte+: Oh shit I didn't even know they had it on ps4.
25 Jun 17, 03:42 AMVicomte+: So how the fuck am I supposed to cath people on horses when they just keep running away?
25 Jun 17, 03:32 AMRetrograderun: That's pretty much the only policy
25 Jun 17, 03:31 AMLemmiwinks: Kill all sonsabitches, that's my fficial diplomacy
25 Jun 17, 03:30 AMRetrograderun: I'm crossing my fingers for Bannerlord sometime within this decade
25 Jun 17, 03:29 AMRetrograderun: It keeps everything vanilla but lets you somewhat manage things if you ever establish your own kingdom
25 Jun 17, 03:28 AMRetrograderun: I'd recommend the diplomacy mod as well
25 Jun 17, 03:27 AMRetrograderun: After that it's just a chore
25 Jun 17, 03:27 AMRetrograderun: The "furthest" I've gotten in that game was about a year in-game having captured a major city and a keep, maybe two
25 Jun 17, 03:24 AMBanzay: He is a drunk, not a scrub.
25 Jun 17, 03:23 AMBanzay: Chauncey Vicomte would not stoop so lowly.
25 Jun 17, 03:22 AMRetrogradeRun: I bet he's playing with autoblock as well
25 Jun 17, 03:22 AMRetrogradeRun: and he's not streaming it
25 Jun 17, 03:14 AMLemmiwinks: Gay
25 Jun 17, 03:14 AMLemmiwinks: Chauncey?
25 Jun 17, 03:10 AMVicomte+: Seems like it's pretty solid at 60fps.
25 Jun 17, 03:09 AMVicomte+: Chauncey is coming up in the world in warband.
25 Jun 17, 02:55 AMRetrogradeRun: I wouldn't even count the fourth day because the third day I was still idly browsing
25 Jun 17, 02:54 AMLemmiwinks: Feel like it?
25 Jun 17, 02:54 AMLemmiwinks: And then I spent a lot of time trying not to think erotic thoughts
25 Jun 17, 02:53 AMRetrogradeRun: the last time I was seriously attracted to someone I didn't feel like it at all
25 Jun 17, 02:53 AMLemmiwinks: Before Tinder, two days tops, mostly
25 Jun 17, 02:51 AMLemmiwinks: Surprisingly or not, it gets more natural when you have dates (potentially) coming up or at least you're trying to get them
25 Jun 17, 02:44 AMRetrogradeRun: I got, like, four days
25 Jun 17, 02:44 AMRetrogradeRun: I was trying to see how long I could go without
25 Jun 17, 02:06 AMBanzay: Settle down
25 Jun 17, 02:05 AMLemmiwinks: Not even that nasty [link]
25 Jun 17, 02:04 AMLemmiwinks: I just like to poke through the mold and layers and think back to the fetishes I've enjoyed
25 Jun 17, 02:04 AMBanzay: He can always just look down, unless he's got too much bello
25 Jun 17, 02:03 AMRetrogradeRun: how else is he going to remember his shame?
25 Jun 17, 02:03 AMBanzay: Think about what you've done??
25 Jun 17, 02:01 AMLemmiwinks: How else
25 Jun 17, 02:01 AMLemmiwinks: ...of course
25 Jun 17, 02:01 AMBanzay: You store it in a box?
25 Jun 17, 02:00 AMLemmiwinks: Well, there's my cum box
25 Jun 17, 01:59 AMBanzay: You visit multiple boxii?
25 Jun 17, 01:22 AMLemmiwinks: A golden shower supernova
25 Jun 17, 01:22 AMLemmiwinks: Two of which are actually useful to me, and the box that I literally visit the most is not there
25 Jun 17, 01:21 AMLemmiwinks: New Chrome on mobile is utter shit, the home page that is supposed to display sites you frequently visit has four facebook links, two twitch links (one that Dr Nesser showed once), and 40k subreddit
25 Jun 17, 01:19 AMRetrogradeRun: a champagne supernova in the sky?
25 Jun 17, 01:18 AMLemmiwinks: And the sun might go supernova tomorrow, but you gotta push on anyway
25 Jun 17, 01:17 AMRetrogradeRun: she might be taken already
25 Jun 17, 01:15 AMLemmiwinks: Gotta snatch oyster lass first, so get it done
25 Jun 17, 01:14 AMLemmiwinks: Probably
25 Jun 17, 01:14 AMLemmiwinks: At least you know you won't get someone who poopsocks and leaves ass hair in the shower drain and doesn't shower for weeks at a time
25 Jun 17, 01:13 AMLemmiwinks: Awshit, roommate up with Vicker Man
25 Jun 17, 01:13 AMRetrograderun: I'd be down for somewhere out of state, this company really is in a pretty sorry place right now
25 Jun 17, 01:13 AMLemmiwinks: And the Rambo headband for keeping hair tidy in battle
25 Jun 17, 01:12 AMLemmiwinks: One has an army orchestra as a unit that boosts motivation
25 Jun 17, 01:12 AMRetrograderun: Warband has another faction and updated animations I think
25 Jun 17, 01:11 AMVicomte+: When I move I was planning on gouting down south or out west.
25 Jun 17, 01:11 AMVicomte+: ret what's the difference between regular mount and blade and warband?
25 Jun 17, 01:11 AMRetrograderun: When you do move out hit me up and let's get a place somewhere inbetween the two of us
25 Jun 17, 01:11 AMVicomte+: I'd go navy corpsman rather than marine this time though.
25 Jun 17, 01:10 AMVicomte+: OtherwiseI would.
25 Jun 17, 01:10 AMVicomte+: Medical disqualification so it's literally not an option.
25 Jun 17, 12:54 AMRetrograderun: Nah, that's a dumb idea, I don't remember why it fell through for you though
25 Jun 17, 12:53 AMRetrograderun: Join the military again
25 Jun 17, 12:24 AMVicomte+: White people are easier because you can tell their skin condiiton by just looking at them.
25 Jun 17, 12:16 AMLemmiwinks: Fair point, some of them will be white
25 Jun 17, 12:11 AMVicomte+: I don't want people to die because I barely remember some shit from two years ago.
25 Jun 17, 12:11 AMLemmiwinks: Just do it
25 Jun 17, 12:10 AMVicomte+: So I'm going to see if they'll let me retake the class this fall.
25 Jun 17, 12:10 AMVicomte+: More importantly then the cert I want to make sure i know everything before i start working, not just that i can half-ass the test.
25 Jun 17, 12:09 AMVicomte+: It's a written and a practical. I can ahndle the written by myslef but I need to practice on equipment for the practical. I wanted to reatke the class last year as a refresher but they wouldn't let me because I was still certified.
25 Jun 17, 12:08 AMLemmiwinks: Getting the certificates back is just a matter of doing an exam?
25 Jun 17, 12:02 AMVicomte+: Then my dad died and I kind of stopped giving a fuck.
25 Jun 17, 12:02 AMVicomte+: Yeah, the problem is I don't have any work experience for a long time so it's hard to get hired. All my plans right out of class fell through.
24 Jun 17, 11:56 PMLemmiwinks: You could study while doing 24h shift and living on your own
24 Jun 17, 11:55 PMLemmiwinks: EMT is a pretty dank job
24 Jun 17, 11:50 PMVicomte+: Still thinking if i want to go back to school.
24 Jun 17, 11:48 PMVicomte+: My shit lapsed so i need to getthat sorted out.
24 Jun 17, 11:48 PMVicomte+: I need to recertify as an emt.
24 Jun 17, 11:44 PMLemmiwinks: What jobs would you look into?
24 Jun 17, 11:44 PMLemmiwinks: Ain't no one needs that crap
24 Jun 17, 11:43 PMLemmiwinks: The fucking lawn slavery is enough to tell em toodles