19 Aug 17, 07:08 PMLemmiwinks: Anywhore, today was a fricken awesome day... went to a handicraft market with my shelter, survived several rough rains, the sweet lass came to see me and the cats, had wicked good beef burger and baklava (a Greek sweet with honey), all sorts of fun
19 Aug 17, 07:06 PMLemmiwinks: Didn't even look off from normal conversation distance, which is pretty far for Estonians anyway
19 Aug 17, 07:05 PMLemmiwinks: I trimmed the hair as short as possible without it looking too amusing and hid the extra short spot by, no joke, dabbing it with black shoe polish
19 Aug 17, 07:03 PMLemmiwinks: I once trimmed my hair but forgot to increase the head height, and naturally made the first cut right above my forhead
19 Aug 17, 05:37 PMSlightlyJames: I don't think you can even tell anymore
19 Aug 17, 05:37 PMSlightlyJames: My self-haircut survived
19 Aug 17, 05:35 PMInfernisle: i was bald once. giving myself a haircut turned out so poorly that the best option was to raze it all to the ground and start from zero
19 Aug 17, 04:52 PMHarms: Seems Lenin had the same problem.
19 Aug 17, 04:51 PMRetrogradeRun: it's not so funny now that I'm actually losing some hair
19 Aug 17, 04:51 PMRetrogradeRun: I've also shaved my head in a male pattern baldness style
19 Aug 17, 04:50 PMRetrogradeRun: I've been bald ~3 times in my life, like, shaved bald
19 Aug 17, 04:50 PMHarms: Alternatively [link]
19 Aug 17, 04:47 PMHarms: I think you could pull off a bald look
19 Aug 17, 04:46 PMRetrogradeRun: I think I'm still going to do it anyway in a week
19 Aug 17, 04:46 PMRetrogradeRun: that was my plan depending on how bad the cut came out
19 Aug 17, 04:46 PMHarms: Apply wax
19 Aug 17, 04:46 PMHarms: Just rake it all off
19 Aug 17, 04:28 PMRetrogradeRun: is my face that lopsided though that my sideburns are always uneven by, like, a half inch?
19 Aug 17, 04:25 PMRetrogradeRun: *thins
19 Aug 17, 04:25 PMRetrogradeRun: and it's only getting bigger as my hair things
19 Aug 17, 04:25 PMChurch: well the forehead makes up for lack of chin
19 Aug 17, 04:24 PMRetrogradeRun: I don't really have a chin, that's what the dusting is for
19 Aug 17, 04:24 PMRetrogradeRun: I feel like I'm ready for "Saved by the Bell" with this haircut though
19 Aug 17, 04:24 PMChurch: not the only long thing on him either
19 Aug 17, 04:23 PMChurch: its the long face
19 Aug 17, 04:23 PMRetrogradeRun: not a chance
19 Aug 17, 04:23 PMChurch: you look vaugely mike Michael Fassbender
19 Aug 17, 04:22 PMRetrogradeRun: I realize I was kind of unclear on what I wanted out of the haircut though
19 Aug 17, 04:22 PMRetrogradeRun: I went from this [link] to this [link]
19 Aug 17, 04:21 PMChurch: check your fuse block and check the starter relay
19 Aug 17, 04:21 PMRetrogradeRun: and then after the engine doesn't quite turn over there's a few clicks
19 Aug 17, 04:20 PMRetrogradeRun: it sounds like it's struggling to start
19 Aug 17, 04:19 PMChurch: what kind of noise does the starter make?
19 Aug 17, 04:17 PMRetrogradeRun: I'm thinking it's not the battery
19 Aug 17, 04:17 PMRetrogradeRun: I got the hair cut and came back and after turning the key a few times it finally turned on
19 Aug 17, 04:17 PMRetrogradeRun: I did not replace the battery because it seemed like the terminal just needed a good cleaning
19 Aug 17, 03:59 PMHarms: That's a bitch to hunt down.
19 Aug 17, 03:59 PMHarms: Hope you don't have current leakage somewhere.
19 Aug 17, 03:54 PMChurch: did you replace that battery yet?
19 Aug 17, 03:37 PMRetrograderun: Well, my car wouldn't start at the grocery store so I just went across the street to this Supercuts place
19 Aug 17, 02:20 PMHarms: Supercut thug
19 Aug 17, 01:47 PMRetrogradeRun: I'm debating going down to this "Supercuts" franchise thoug before I have to go to this party this afternoon
19 Aug 17, 01:44 PMRetrogradeRun: I just don't like strangers touching me
19 Aug 17, 01:31 PMk357: i think im just gonna buy clippers, ill save money and not need to get judged for not knowing what arbitrary number i want my head shaved to
19 Aug 17, 01:21 PMk357: [link]
19 Aug 17, 01:20 PMRetrogradeRun: I guess I would expect busy-ness on a saturday afternoon
19 Aug 17, 01:20 PMk357: its weird, its an indoor street kind of thing
19 Aug 17, 01:20 PMRetrogradeRun: is a victorian market somewhere they have stalls and you can't drive through?
19 Aug 17, 01:19 PMk357: also i got a tonne of anixety walking through the victorian market cause it was packed
19 Aug 17, 01:18 PMk357: barber had a queue out the door and kirsten got her application form
19 Aug 17, 01:18 PMk357: well im back
19 Aug 17, 12:46 PMRetrogradeRun: see ya
19 Aug 17, 12:45 PMHarms: gl
19 Aug 17, 12:45 PMk357: peace
19 Aug 17, 12:45 PMk357: haircut and helping kirsten apply for a job
19 Aug 17, 12:44 PMRetrogradeRun: where're you going?
19 Aug 17, 12:43 PMk357: [link]
19 Aug 17, 12:41 PMHarms: Just get rid of it really, if anything it will make you look younger.
19 Aug 17, 12:40 PMRetrograderun: Well just imagine one that doesn't grow in full and also is light colored
19 Aug 17, 12:40 PMHarms: My wife hates me when I get a beard on lol
19 Aug 17, 12:39 PMRetrograderun: Take some better pictures not in my bathroom that are more than just bust shots
19 Aug 17, 12:38 PMRetrograderun: I think I just need to cut my hair and get rid of this stupid goatee
19 Aug 17, 12:36 PMHarms: That hurt a lot.
19 Aug 17, 12:36 PMHarms: I've been shot down in person a lot
19 Aug 17, 12:35 PMRetrogradeRun: next step is getting shot down in person
19 Aug 17, 12:35 PMRetrogradeRun: it hurts less every time
19 Aug 17, 12:34 PMHarms: I've never tried any dating sites or apps
19 Aug 17, 12:33 PMRetrogradeRun: third one so far
19 Aug 17, 12:33 PMRetrogradeRun: I thought I had a conversation going with this girl on OkC and I was just blocked
19 Aug 17, 12:30 PMHarms: Exactly :)
19 Aug 17, 12:29 PMRetrogradeRun: I guess because she was off the table I don't put so much thought into how I act
19 Aug 17, 12:29 PMRetrogradeRun: she just told me it happens all the time
19 Aug 17, 12:29 PMHarms: Always get along well with married women eh?
19 Aug 17, 12:28 PMRetrogradeRun: I have this strange thing where I actually have no anxiety in moments where there should be some sort of mutual awkwardness
19 Aug 17, 12:28 PMRetrogradeRun: I just told her the toilet clogged and I was taking care of it
19 Aug 17, 12:27 PMHarms: What did you say to his wife when she asked?
19 Aug 17, 12:27 PMHarms: No that would just make soup :D
19 Aug 17, 12:26 PMRetrogradeRun: your issue sounded like something a plunger wouldn't fix though
19 Aug 17, 12:25 PMHarms: Now I feel bad for not fixing the toilet myself
19 Aug 17, 12:24 PMHarms: Hah