22 Jul 17, 07:03 PM
Banzay: Good man
22 Jul 17, 07:02 PM
RetrogradeRun: that's what I had in mind
22 Jul 17, 07:00 PM
Banzay: Dubbed Ret [link]
22 Jul 17, 06:31 PM
RetrogradeRun: sort of
22 Jul 17, 06:31 PM
RetrogradeRun: work complete
22 Jul 17, 03:48 PM
Lemmi‎winks: *knocks down trophy*
22 Jul 17, 03:45 PM
SlightlyJames: Calling the finals and suddenly AWWW HI DESPIE
22 Jul 17, 03:45 PM
SlightlyJames: lol
22 Jul 17, 03:44 PM
Lemmi‎winks: Stream Interruption 101
22 Jul 17, 03:09 PM
Lemmi‎winks: International cat petting conference?
22 Jul 17, 03:00 PM
SlightlyJames: lol, Day9 is hosting the international
22 Jul 17, 06:18 AM
Banzay: It does, at that.
22 Jul 17, 06:18 AM
Banzay: sound advice
22 Jul 17, 06:18 AM
Banzay: B. YOO
22 Jul 17, 06:18 AM
Vicomte+: Air Honkey sounds like an indie game.
22 Jul 17, 06:17 AM
Banzay: Air honkey, aces of the skies
22 Jul 17, 05:46 AM
SIightlyJames: Yeah, kinda like air hockey
22 Jul 17, 05:45 AM
Lemmi‎winks: Make it double
22 Jul 17, 05:45 AM
Lemmi‎winks: Prepare for trouble
22 Jul 17, 05:34 AM
Vicomte+: Looks fun.
22 Jul 17, 05:34 AM
Vicomte+: It's like air hockey then?
22 Jul 17, 05:00 AM
SIightlyJames: Doubles is where it's at though, not having it is a deal breaker
22 Jul 17, 04:54 AM
Infernisle: [link]
22 Jul 17, 04:53 AM
Infernisle: only downside is that fightcade is only 1v1
22 Jul 17, 04:50 AM
Infernisle: because it's the same shit with no depth perception
22 Jul 17, 04:50 AM
Infernisle: windjammers is just the same game but better
22 Jul 17, 04:50 AM
Infernisle: i said that so many times during free weekend
22 Jul 17, 04:49 AM
SIightlyJames: I'll keep playing it and enjoying myself but it's always gonna be an issue
22 Jul 17, 04:49 AM
SIightlyJames: Disc Jam is a really good time but I don't think I'm ever gonna get past the depth perception issues
22 Jul 17, 04:26 AM
Vicomte+: It's just retarded. In dominion where grouping up and just killing people is stupid, they do that and don't boost points. In skirmish where grouping up an dkilling people is smart they run around solo.
22 Jul 17, 04:24 AM
Lemmiwinks: We just play to have fun, it's only a game, bruh
22 Jul 17, 04:24 AM
Lemmiwinks: Why you gotta be such a metagaming lamer, gosh
22 Jul 17, 04:22 AM
Vicomte+: Every one of these things is just stupid.
22 Jul 17, 04:22 AM
Vicomte+: They don't play selfishly so much as they play stupidly. In every team mode. In dominion they don't boost points; in skirmish they run off by themselves; in elimination they don't guard their bodies.
22 Jul 17, 04:22 AM
Lemmiwinks: What's that, sandvich? Kill them all? Good idea!
22 Jul 17, 04:20 AM
Infernisle: and that everyone listening should kill as many people as they can then kill themsleves
22 Jul 17, 04:19 AM
Infernisle: the moral is that video games are shit
22 Jul 17, 04:18 AM
Lemmiwinks: Like TF2
22 Jul 17, 04:18 AM
Lemmiwinks: The moral is to play a team game where everyone being a selfish prick advances the objective
22 Jul 17, 04:14 AM
Vicomte+: I guess the moral is tonever play team games.
22 Jul 17, 04:12 AM
Vicomte+: tried playing for honor again because they had a no hud dominion event. Ragequit five minutes in because people still fucking refuse to defend points.
22 Jul 17, 04:10 AM
Infernisle: fucking beautiful
22 Jul 17, 04:10 AM
Infernisle: [link]
22 Jul 17, 04:02 AM
Banzay: Fucking noisy-ass street racer wannabes.
22 Jul 17, 03:21 AM
Banzay: Zipper minded
22 Jul 17, 02:31 AM
Lemmiwinks: Cast job sounds like kinky terminology
22 Jul 17, 02:01 AM
Banzay: Imagine Connery playing Deckard. What a cast job.
22 Jul 17, 02:00 AM
Banzay: & lishen
22 Jul 17, 01:56 AM
Lemmiwinks: Shtay a while
22 Jul 17, 01:45 AM
Banzay: Hello, my friend! Park your ass and listen.
22 Jul 17, 01:44 AM
Banzay: LISTEN
22 Jul 17, 01:22 AM
Banzay: Yeah. Listen, Ham, how long and how often do you walk your dougster?
22 Jul 17, 12:13 AM
Harms: I shared his feelings towards that executive too. He sold us out to save another office, I'm sure of it.
22 Jul 17, 12:12 AM
Harms: He's still got his job ...
22 Jul 17, 12:11 AM
Harms: Was quite the debate between em.
22 Jul 17, 12:11 AM
Harms: One guy stood up during the general meeting and told the executive straight up "We are afraid that after a couple of years this office will be reduced to a bunch of account managers, and the rest of the work outsourced", and "It's your job to represent our office, but we feel like you're actively trying to close us down".
22 Jul 17, 12:10 AM
Lemmiwinks: Brilliant, Bunz :D
22 Jul 17, 12:09 AM
Harms: Besides other people caused some noise too.
22 Jul 17, 12:08 AM
Banzay: From Code to Coke: The Life of Ham Smolbard
22 Jul 17, 12:08 AM
Harms: Or whatever that tale is.
22 Jul 17, 12:08 AM
Harms: I can't help it man, it's like the frog and the scorpion.
22 Jul 17, 12:07 AM
Harms: I had pretty low chances to begin with due to my low seniority.
22 Jul 17, 12:07 AM
Banzay: Maybe if you hadn't rocked the boat, they'd have better appreciated the codefiend that is you.
22 Jul 17, 12:07 AM
Harms: Maybe, but we do have pretty strong worker unions over here.
22 Jul 17, 12:06 AM
Banzay: Well, that certainly gives sense to how you got on the list, then.
22 Jul 17, 12:06 AM
Harms: Well, "trouble". Interesting conflicts I guess.
22 Jul 17, 12:06 AM
Harms: I bet they will remember me though lol. Not because I was skilled or anything, but because of all the trouble I caused :D
22 Jul 17, 12:05 AM
Harms: It's not like they're gonna miss me when I'm gone.
22 Jul 17, 12:05 AM
Harms: My biggest regret about losing my job is that I know I wasn't important. There's a lot of skilled programmers, and I'm not special.
22 Jul 17, 12:04 AM
Banzay: It'd be feasible going by standards and templates, albeit still open to corruption. But then, maybe less liable than the current gig.
22 Jul 17, 12:04 AM
Banzay: +would*
22 Jul 17, 12:04 AM
Banzay: Be better than democracy. The catch is who be trusted to judge merit?
22 Jul 17, 12:04 AM
Harms: Book a meeting room, because fuck those open office environments, and put some nice music on the ears and just dive into the code. There's nothing better :D
22 Jul 17, 12:01 AM
RetrogradeRun: maybe you should live in a meritocracy instead
22 Jul 17, 12:01 AM
Harms: It took me like 15 minutes.
22 Jul 17, 12:01 AM
Harms: Still, I fixed it for everyone. That's why they should have kept me. I'm really good at reading code. Any code.
22 Jul 17, 12:00 AM
Harms: My boss was pretty paniced about it and asked me to look at it. I fixed it easily, was just some logic bug involving the cursor in the word document.
22 Jul 17, 12:00 AM
RetrogradeRun: the one that's studying to be a mechanical engineer said, "I don't need to know calculus well, the computers do it all for you now"
21 Jul 17, 11:59 PM
Harms: I mean there was this long VBA script that generated the bid document (word) from an excel document. And after the upgrade to O365 the script broke. This was what everyone in Norway used for bids.
21 Jul 17, 11:59 PM
RetrogradeRun: these college kids working for us are giving me a terrifying glimpse into the future
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